"Done had my share of silly heartbreaks. And now, now I'mma bitch that's got a plan. When I'mma talk it I'mma walk it. Back it up and keep it rockin'. No one, don't get involved. Gotta boss up, bitch, if you want it all."

So yeah. Exboyfriends? Doucheeeebagggsssss.
My exboyfriend Justin was talking shit about me today. Calling me a whore, a bitch, and someone that left him for her Australian friend.

JUST TO CLEAR THINGS UP.

I did NOT leave him for
That's fuckery. Pure, unadulterated fuckery. Mmkay? Mmkay.

Now that that's out of the way, let's continue on the journey of the douchebaggery, shall we?
So as Justin's saying all this shit to two guys named Briscoe and Hargus. Briscoe told me everything. My friend Tyler E also told me everything. I turned around on the shuttle bus (that goes down to the Agriculture building) and told Justin..."Hey, douchebag. Stop fucking talking about me. Talk shit, get hit." Then turned around. Which is when he said "At least I didn't leave you for someone I've never even met!"
...OOOH I wanted to fuck him up. I actually told him "fuck you" and he was like "you would."
...
Wait, wut?

When the hell did I say I would ever have sex with him?
HE'S the one who got a boner. From holding my hand.
Yup. You heard it right. Boner. From. Holding. My. Hand.
And he calls ME the whore?

And everyone agrees with me that he's a douchebag. My friends , , , Ally, BJ, Katey, Katelyn, Kelsey, Kayla, Tyler E, Tyler M, Joey, Hailli, Felicia, Jesse, Gitta, and Ashleigh all do.

HMM. SOUNDS LIKE THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING TO HIM BEING A DOUCHEBAG.
But like Katt Williams says, "Just sayin, live yo' mothafuckin' life. You gotta get'cho mothafuckin' hustle. Understand, niggas gonna hate'chu REGARDLESS. Get that outta yo' head, that fantasy world, where niggas ain't hatin' on you. You gotta be grateful. You NEED haters. What the fuck is YOU complainin' about?! What the fuck do you think a hater's job is? To fuckin' HATE. So let them motha'fuckers do they goddamn JOB! What the fuck is you COMPLANIN' 'bout?! Ladies, if you got 14 women hatin' on you, you need to figure out how the FUCK to get the 16th befo' the summer get here! What the fuck is you mad about?"

((Note: That's seriously what he says. Word. For. Fucking. Word. And I'm not racist. :3))

So uh...yeah. That's about all.


So tell me. You a hater? Are you being hated? Do you not like conflict at all? Tell me in the comments section belowww~